Why Am I Blogging When I Should Be Sleeping?

Because about an hour ago, someone came stomping through the hallway, which made noise, which caused Betty to bark maniacally, which woke me out of a very sound slumber.

Why am I still awake?

Because there is a garbage truck parked in the middle of my street, making all manner of loud garbage truck-type grinding noises.

Why haven't I written on this blog in so long?

Many things, my pretties, all of which shall reveal themselves in due time.

Buona notte!