Changes

As I round the bend into the final two months of this pregnancy, I’m starting to notice little things:

• I am borderline narcoleptic. Seriously. I can nap at a moment's notice. If you challenged me to a nap-off, I would totally win.
• My belly is much bigger. Yesterday, a complete stranger referred to it as a "basketball."
• My new-and-improved belly makes it more difficult for me to do simple things--like get up from the bed/couch.
• Every time I sneeze, a little bit 'o pee comes out.