How to be Specific in a Relationship

Spiceboy: Did you just fart on me?

Me: No.

Spiceboy: Yes you did. I felt it.

Me: I did not. Technically, my butt is turned into the couch cushion, which means that I farted on the cushion, not on you. Anything you felt was just a residual vibration.

Spiceboy: Unbelievable.