The Drooler Monkey

Shown here is a rare photo of the Drooler Monkey—an endangered member of the monkey kingdom.

The Drooler Monkey is known for its ability to produce incredibly long and abundant strands of drool, which are used to mark the shoulders of its victims, causing them to double the amount of laundry they must do each week.

In this photo, a female Drooler Monkey has spotted her prey, and is preparing her drool for the attack.