Honeymoon-tastic

Pros of taking your honeymoon several months after the wedding:

1. You're more relaxed
2. You can take more care in planning w/out being distracted by the wedding
3. You have more vacation time so you can take a longer trip than if you took one right after the wedding

Cons of taking your honeymoon several months after the wedding:

1. The military decides to overthrow the government of the country in which you were planning on honeymooning.

Ok, so it's a peaceful military coup, for what it's worth. But it's a coup nonetheless.

I'm not sure what the actual definition of honeymoon is, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't include the words military coup.

Lovely.