This Is What A Relationship Looks Like From The Inside

Spiceboy and I are lying on the bed.

Spiceboy: Are you okay?
Me: I don't know. I can't tell if I'm about to have a contraction, or if I just have really bad gas.

Spiceboy looks worried, and places a hand on my belly. We are quiet for a few moments, then I let out a very long, very loud fart.

Me: I guess it was really bad gas.

I can't quite read the expression on Spiceboy's face, but I'm guessing he's never been so happy to hear me fart.