Baby Fat

The scene: The office kitchen. I’m getting hot water when two ladies from accounting walk in.

Accounting Lady #1: Hey, mama, how are you doing today?

Me: I’m doing great thanks!

Accounting Lady #1: Your belly is really starting to show now. How cute!

Accounting Lady #2 (to her friend as if I’m not even in the room): Really? You think she’s showing? I think she’s gained more weight in her backside than in her belly.