Oh, god.

Someone has left a McDonald's cheeseburger in the kitchen.

It's all wrapped up in its golden packaging.

Is there anything more wrong than eating a McDonald's cheeseburger?

Why, yes: Eating an abandoned McDonald's cheeseburger is pretty damn wrong.

And yet I'm seriously contemplating walking into the kitchen, bringing the cheeseburger back to my office, closing the door, and eating it.

Happy Wednesday.