Snow White's Long Lost Sister

We are wandering around Soho after my doctor’s appointment when I spot an Asian woman in Jackie O. sunglasses, decked out in a Snow White costume, complete with a fluffy yellow tutu-type miniskirt that nearly shows her ass.

“Did you see Snow White?” Spiceboy asks as we cross Broadway.

“Her skirt was little short, don’t you think? As I recall, Snow White wore a tea-length skirt.”

“Well,” Spiceboy says thoughtfully, “Maybe she's not Snow White—she’s Ho White.”