This Is What A Relationship Looks Like From The Inside

It's early morning. Alice has just woken up and I'm in her room, changing her diaper, when I let loose with a gigantic fart.

It's only after I do it that I realize the baby monitor is still on in our bedroom, where Spiceboy is attempting to get a few extra minutes of sleep.

"Hey!" I yell. "Did you hear that one?"

"Um...yeah," says Spiceboy.

"So what do you think? Good one, right?"

Spiceboy ponders for a moment before answering, "Nice reverb."