Sunday, March 19, 2006

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie...

It's 3 am and I can't sleep. Well, I was sleeping, but now I'm wide awake, alternately reading a book and pacing the apartment, which takes three steps. Well, I'm exaggerating a little bit. It actually takes five steps.

What I should do right now is crawl into bed, turn off all of the lights, and count backward from 100--my sure fire get to sleep trick.

But all I can think about is pizza.

Big, gooey, warm pepperoni pizza from the place down the street. The place that delivers until 4 am.

It's so tempting. I could order the pizza, drag my fluffy down comforter out to the futon, and gorge myself on carbs and The Food Network .

Mmmmm.

Except it's 3 am and I'm not twenty-one years old anymore. Responsible adults with responsible adult metabolisms do not order pepperoni pizzas in the middle of the night and eat them while sitting on their futons, wrapped in down comforters.

...do they?

Hmmmm.

Well, maybe just this once.

8 Comments:

Blogger Eight Lives Left said...

Was it yummy? :)

8:56 AM  
Blogger Paperback Writer said...

Did you eat it then?

11:02 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

i'd do it! at least you are in NYC with late takeout!

11:09 AM  
Blogger 000 said...

DO IT! And, be sure to keep the lights off when you are wrapped in the down quilt eating and watching the Food Network. Makes it feel like a sleep over.

And besides, when the lights are off, no one can see what you are up to!

2:27 PM  
Blogger Special K said...

Oooo. When you're eating low-carb, reading about deliciously gooey pizza is waaaaay better than porn.

11:22 PM  
Blogger Kitty said...

Yay! I hope you did it! Hooray for eating like little kid, rock it girl!

xoxo,
Kitty

12:24 PM  
Blogger kate.d. said...

that sounds fantastic.

oh, to be 21 again...

4:13 PM  
Blogger Style Girl said...

i tried the counting backwards from 100 last night because i couldn't sleep, i'm happy to know you have luck with it! i hate waking up and not being able to go back to sleep!!

11:39 AM  

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