Proof I Am A Loser

It's Friday afternoon, and an entire weekend spreads out before me. The weather is finally warm, and everyone is strutting around their pretty spring clothes and fresh spring haircuts.

I should be making plans to perch at an outdoor cafe and watch the sky grow pink and then purple and then black over Manhattan while the ice melts in my drink and the breeze blows against the back of my neck.

But the season finale of The Ghost Whisperer is on tonight, and how can I pass up my last chance to see Jennifer Love Hewitt don a wide variety of cleavage-bearing party dresses and chase lost spirits back to the other side?

I can't do it.

Happy Friday!