What?

the pull of the television is so strong...

tell me who will get voted off of IDOL!

and why my thighs are TOO BIG!

and why i'm obviously bloated from IBS

and how it's highly likely that i have HPV because girls who have SEX get CANCER

and why my TAMPONS are inadequate protection against LEAKAGE

and why my teeth are not WHITE enough

and with a faux smile, report to me from your perch on the 11 o'clock news why i'm a BAD MOM when I to go back to work after CHILDBIRTH

you can keep talking, but i've already turned you off.

i think i'd rather to listen to something else for awhile.